Venue: Telestadia

Participants: PE,SW,FL,JD,SS

Honorary Trump: Jennifer Love Hewitt [for obvious reasons]

hij heef een traptechniek à la bergkamp [lobotoblog comment : not an easy one to start with]
southern puftas
spiking a shandy
lead-lined stomach
colic
a good hammock drifting slowly to and fro in a gentle summer breeze
Hurricane Katrina
chinese weather manipulation missiles
strike by workers transporting rocket fuel [about the country]…
Margaret “God Bless her” Thatcher
an invasion of crows pecking out her corpse
bazooka
Israeli Coastguard
Ghost Whispering Cleavage * [lobotoblog comment : click here to see why this threw the game wide open and had all players reeling]
scopaesthesia
Naegleria fowleri
Fear of flying
Naively hitching a lift from Scaramanga [lobotoblog comment : one of the best ever moves in the history of the game?]

the Director’s Cut
packet of Silk Cut
A group of 12 year school kids behind the bike sheds
National legislation* requiring PhD level qualifications before you can play “doctor”
child geniuses with freaky big foreheads
A REALLY violent school bully
A sadistic headmaster and caning still legal
A copy of the yellow pages
scented toilet paper
industrial bidet
Shards of glass in the water [lobotoblog comment : oooooooh that's gotta hurt...]
anakin’s aneurysm
vodka in the eyeballs
Nuclear holocaust*
breakdown in causality physics

the AA
### GAME ABANDONED ###

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